September 2011
1 post
Some guy at the barbershop is FORCING his teenaged son to join Facebook!
July 2011
1 post
Got my first congratulations handshake from a stranger today. #gettingmarried
June 2011
2 posts
Jimmy is setting up what I told you the other day….
May 2011
2 posts
March 2011
7 posts
Happy Spring, its good to be back in the US of A.
I’m sure I’ll meet A Queen while in the UK, but will I get to meet THE QUEEN?
Lovely, it smells like spring! Well, that or I stepped in something.
Had my 1st @wendys fish sandwich of the season, yeah for Lent!
I can’t tell if I feel more like Louise Jefferson or Bob Newhart today.
I think @charliesheen is just setting himself up to be the next Hugh Hefner #datelinenbc
February 2011
9 posts
Getting ready to go house hunting, don’t worry I won’t shoot!
Off to San Lorenzo, where apparently cell phones don’t work….hooray!
Aye Papi, we made it
Good bye USA, hello Puerto Rico. Crap I mean good bye lower 48, here we come island life!
It is ridiculous that water costs MORE than soda #ord #airport # pricegouging
Fellow travelers: Yes I know u r in a hurry. We’re all in a hurry, its an airport for christs sake
We are back in track, lets hope that is our only incident on our trip. Stupid USPS!
Oh crap what a way to start our vacation, stupid USPS van hit our CTA bus on lawrence
It’s colder in Chicago 0° than it is in Anchorage 32°�
January 2011
2 posts
Getting my emissions tested, I hope I pass cuz I didn’t study at all last night!
QOTD: What would be the WORST super power to have? (Thx to my friend Greg G 4 2days QOTD)
December 2010
2 posts
November 2010
22 posts
QOTD: Have you ben a good boy/girl this year?
Gobble Gobble!
#traceschicago is playing through December 19 go to broadwayinchicago.com for tix
#traceschicago They totally deserve the standing ovation they received tonight
#traceschicago Six rings high, every one is on the edge of their seats
#traceschicago Tumbling so editing that the girl next to me literally shrieked
#traceschicago who are you going to vote for?
#traceschicago I swear he disappeared into the fly space above the stage!!
#traceschicago uh oh scaffolding & a see saw WOW!
#traceschicago Time is of the essence
#traceschicago now I know you never thought to do that with a giant hula hoop
#traceschicago choreographed skate boards to paper moon, who woulda thought
#traceschicago I’ll never read a book in my lazy boy the same again after that
#traceschicago I bet you can’t do that on a pole can you?
#traceschicago dancing, actobatics, video, singing & chalk
#traceschicago Who knew you could do that with a basketball?
#traceschicago lots of HOT sweaty boys
When you come to #traceschicago be sure to mug for the camera in the lobby
Getting ready to see # traceschicago at the new Broadway Playhouse
Crap, its dark at 515, stupid daylight savings time!
Oh how glorious, its daylight at 6AM!
October 2010
14 posts
Oh I hate complimenting someone on their halloween costume to only find out it’s not a costume…oops
The sunset is beautiful from the south bound 36